To "ralph" someone - to leave someone high and dry by failing to fulfil your promises.
Wednesday - "I'll make dinner tomorrow"; Sunday - Still waiting for the dinner: to have been ralphed.
by komanchi May 15, 2011
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foolish; idiotic; retarded or incapable of acting appropriately.
"i used to be good friends with him, but now i just think he's totally ralph."
by newswood June 6, 2009
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1) a male name
2) vomit
3) right (in directions)
Ok, Ralph, how do I get your house from mine?
ok, Louie, head left to Pine, do a louie then go half a mile to River Road, hang a ralph, keep heading down River til you get to a white 3-floor house, if there's a fat white woman mowing the lawn whose face makes you wanna ralph, that's mywife & you're here!

hang a louie on Pine, go 2 blocks, then do a ralph on 3rd. . . 2nd house on your left.
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 7, 2013
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1) First you have to not get your rocks off for 2 months. (when you finally find a girl) Then when you are first starting to blow your load from a girl giving you head, and she attempts to pull away after taking a substantial amount of your baby batter, you proceed to reach out and "gently persuade" her mouth to continue being filled by your man protein until you are damn good and ready to release her.
Dude, I FINALLY got this girl to give me head...she didn't really want to take it, but I ralphed her good.
by Ludacross7 April 2, 2006
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A person deemed to be rather simple. An idiot.
Person 1 : "I've just realised that I've been spelling my own name wrong for years!"

Person 2 : "What a Ralph!"
by SplitterWord January 14, 2015
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1. Ralph - name.
2. ralph - to throw up (student slang).
The stupid moron would ralph our bash again!
by indie English June 22, 2011
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A funny boy who is easy to make freinds with sometimes he makes these dirty jokes to make people laugh but he can be a mature freind to and he can get girls easily but alot of times he,s pretty shy. and he can be a good rapper. and when he sees someone sad he can make them happy
boy:cries. ralph: wats wrong boy: im sad ralph:HENTAI boy:laughs
by ralph rang February 10, 2020
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