Procrastibation

I caught him watching porn in the middle of Procrastibation.
In mid Procrastibation, my girlfriend came home and found me avoiding the honey-do list.

by edeninoctober September 2, 2016

procrastibation

Putting off masturbation because of copious amounts of other work you have procrastinated too much on.

"Yeah man I really wanted to masturbate but I just couldn't put off my history paper any longer. This procrastibation is killing me."

by poop2938 April 5, 2014

I did not get much study done today because I was procrastibating.

by Jabbing May 3, 2014

verb: Putting off important tasks in favour of pleasuring yourself sexually.

"No, I didn't finish my science paper, I was procrastibating instead."

by Malacanadian July 10, 2012

The act of avoiding or putting off necessary tasks or chores through self-masturbation

I bet your Matt didn't do any work for his Energy, Markets and Risk exam last night. He was probably too busy procrastibating.

by jewboy89 May 15, 2013

Someone who thinks about doing things but is just masturbating instead and never does anything.

I'm a terrible procrastibator- I think about it and dream about it but I never get it started.

by adzeman21 August 13, 2015

To put a hold on whatever your going to do by masturbating

I really really need to clean my room but i cant stop "Procrastibating"

by jayanator April 20, 2011