Yours, just in case..

Usually a reply when someone bully you in a foreign language which you don’t understand, but pretty sure that its something bad. Often used in internet when someone makes a point that is insulting and nonsensical at the same time.
Miguel: hijo de puta (Your mom is a hoe)
Bob: La tuya por si acaso (Yours, just in case)
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Noob: Urban Dictionary is bad for kids
Grandpa: La tuya por si acaso
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Something that has been carefully planned and discussed for the future, but everyone involved knows it will completely fail or postponed.
Every year the trip we plan after finals is like Eid er por kothor andolon!
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Es una broma que nunca se hara vieja y nunca dejara de ser graciosa.
Persona:mierda tio, me han caío ocho asignaturas
Bromista:joder, ¿cuántas?
Persona:ocho
Bromista¡PUES POR EL CULO TE LA ABROCHO!!JAJAJAJAJAJAJA!!!!!
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you have walked into a friend`s house, needing a bathroom, perhaps to fix your makeup. you say, por favor, donde esta al bano?
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Spanish for "Yes! I have freed your prisoners and have now come for you!"

Made famous by Guybrush Threepwood in Monkey Island.
"Madre de dios! It's El Pollo Diablo."
(Acoustic guitar bit)
"Si! He dejado en libertad los prisoneros y ahora vengo por tis!"
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THE SPANISH VERSION OF THIS

Jesus, why did you eat that donkey pussy? Can't you have enough ass on your own fucking?

Sir, you have your own boobs! Why are you licking the donkey's nipple?
That donkey dick seems to be evasive! What with the donkey that ate you in the ass!
Faggot
Sucking another guy's pussy
BLACK GUY: YALL MUTHAFUCKA IS GAY

SPANISH STUDENT: Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto?

¡ Señor, tiene sus propias tetas! ¿por qué Lames el pezón del burro?
¡ esa pija de burro parece ser evasiva! ¡ Qué con el burro que te comió en el culo!
Maricón
Chupar el coño de otro chico

BLACK GUY: DANG NIGGA LOL
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Por = pro
Its usually used with a name or with the saying: "mamo"
It means someone is a pro, or something is good.
This is so por!
You're so por, man!
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