Inappropriate Affect Police 

A sardonic term for clinical psychologists who have, somewhere along the line, been made the arbiters of whether or not an expression of emotion is appropriate in any given situation.

I have a brilliant idea, let’s make some doctoral degreed wacka-wackas into the world’s foremost Inappropriate Affect Police!

Inappropriate Affect Police by Dr Bunnygirl September 13, 2020

police lightening 

1) calling down the wrath of the police by making them shoot 50,000 volts of electricity through your body with a taser.
2) getting tasered by the police because you are either too high, drunk, stupid or any combination of the three to comply with a police order.

JoeBob: Wow, BillyBob really pissed that cop off by spitting on him

LukeBob: Uh Oh looks like 5-0 pulled his taser out and is gonna hit em' with some police lightening!

JoeBob: damn that looks like it really hurts! Hit em' again! Cool!

police lightening by Clifton Twist March 30, 2008

Blog Police 

Reputation management done by weak minded A-list bloggers.
Synonym: Bullying.

Dave Winer.

Blog Police by ElaineK August 17, 2003

status police 

someone mean or cynical that comments on one's status update on Facebook

*Person 1* Rest in Peace buddy
*status police* likes this
*status police* too bad you didn't know him

*Person 2* is still doing summer work
*status police* haha sucks for you

status police by kulas1260 August 13, 2009

portugal police 

Portugal police was used in anomalys video when they were busting down CSGO cheaters.

Portugal police hands up. "Arestinho Ronaldinho"

portugal police by mlgjan September 23, 2019

Fashion Police 

Authorities that will arrest you for wearing the wrong thing.

We don't joke about the fashion police in Iran

Fashion Police by kalvinb March 12, 2008

Police Patrol

Police Patrol or PP is a name for older citizens who think they're the police and monitor youths to see if any suspicious activity is happening.

The Police Patrol is watching us from his garden with binoculars.

Police Patrol by MumblesJoesIceCream May 3, 2010