PHUCK

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"PHUCK that was funny!"

by GrayMGrayson May 13, 2009

Phuck

A fancy way for people to say 'sex' or 'making love,' as well as having sex in a fancy way.

Fancy Woman : Let's phuck!

by Thompson Jason Biscuit March 12, 2009

PHSSL phucked

PHSSL phucked, v, (fih-sull-fuh-kd):
Pennsylvania High School Speech League holds their annual tournament in the last weekend of March annually. Despite the results of tournaments leading up to this event, competitors still manage to get metaphorically "fucked" by their judges.

"Did you hear about Mike Dahlgren? He got 2nd in finals.."
"Yeah, man, he definitely got PHSSLphucked."

"Wait, how did I get a 7 in this round?! Did I seriously just get PHSSL phucked?"

by MaggieQuigs March 29, 2009

phat phuck

A more politically correct way to call somebody a fat fuck via email, text, or letter. A way to not 100% offend your intended audience.

Man Ryan sure is a phat phuck.

by Scrib5 April 17, 2010

phinguh phuck

an asian dialect for the act of examining something with your fingers to check its quality

i was in china town trying to sell weed and a short chinky midget named kai gao lim came up to me and asked if he could phinguh phuck the weed two tyme

by mc3yee November 3, 2010

phuck

a stupid word people use when they can think of anything to call you because they dont have any dirt on you

whore:your nickname is phuck

me:ahah at least it isnt whore, think of something better!!

by incredable.bitches! December 26, 2009

Cell Phuck

Term used for a video taken by someone fucking someone else with their cell phone. It is spelled Cell Phuck because it is in relation to the word cell phone. Cell Phuck = Cell Fuck

Did you guys see that cell phuck Tommy has with that girl from Vegas? It's crazy!

by Mr. Cell Phuck November 6, 2011