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Omni-Presence 

The greatest garage band ever

Keith-Guitar
David-Drums
Tom-Bass
Zak(zach)-guitar Vocals
la la la we are the omni-presence and we are the ones who care.....

omni-presence the state of bwing everwhere at all times
Omni-Presence by Disa January 12, 2004

omni-absent 

1) The state of being out of touch lost, never present when needed useless; 2) never informed, the last to learn everything; the person who is last to know, last to understand, last to catch on dull.
All of Bill's family attended his graduation except, of course, his father, who is omni-absent.
omni-absent by Rowena Kelly Qualls September 19, 2008

omni-sexual 

noun. Used to describe a person who fucks anythiny that moves. If it doesn't move, often they will give it a push.
That Lewdminx guy is such an omni-sexual.
omni-sexual by Kid June 20, 2004

Omni Sexual 

a sado-masochistic, homo, necro, peda, bestial, with the desire to screw anything:
animal, vegetable, or mineral!
that wierd guy you saw last week

omni-sexual 

Someone who is highly sexual, often having sex with both genders. A very sexual person who will almost try anything kinky, and will vary sexual orientations.
Linda didn't hook up with Dave last night, so she hooked up with Carol and her dog instead because of her omni-sexual tendencies.
omni-sexual by Nutflushdraw November 12, 2005

Omni-Sexual 

The deluded Belief that one can have sexual relations with any entity, whether it may be male, female, animal, alive, dead ect.
Oh look there is Omni-sexual Pete, he is such an Omni-sexual. Yeah i know, i heard he likes ice-cream. Me too! am i Omni-sexual? Not unless you fuck it.
Omni-Sexual by bangbangbong May 7, 2011