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Butt Monkey

The monkey that lives inside you butthole. Many legends have been and rumors have been spread about the mysterious butt monkey and all of them are true. The butt monkey possess many powers including the ability to swing from dingleberries and smoke tons and tons of weed. He resides in everyone's butthole, but few know he's there because he only reveals himself twice a year, on St. Patrick's Day and September 23. Don't ask why he just does.
"Dude what the hell is a butt monkey?"
It's the monkey that lives in your butthole!!!!
Butt Monkey by BigWood33 March 20, 2011

Butt monkey

A stupid follower of a ridiculously over rated thing.A brainless idiot whos idea and opinions should not be allowed to be heard
You like Bose you butt monkey
Butt monkey by bob griffiths March 10, 2004

Butt Monkey

Monkeys that fly out of your butt after stating: "Yeah...and monkeys might fly out of my butt!"
Butt Monkey by Gary Hendrickson September 14, 2006

butt monkey ass bullshit 

the same meaning as cunt ass nigga bullshit...look it up

anything out of the ordinary truth or untruth
Tammy isn't a whore...thats some butt monkey bullshit.

I aint tryna hear none of that butt monkey ass bullshit that nigga tryna say.

Yo this trick was tryna kick sum butt money ass bullshit in ma ear.

Cant beat me in da head wit dat butt monkey ass bullshit

anal hole raping butt monkey 

When someone is physicly raping a monkey in the rectum while fingering their own bum hole

dwelling butt monkey

The highest level rarity In species of Monkey. It tends to show its self when it is least necessary and worst time. And it comes with a warning. The warning sounds like a groul as your stomach bubbles. That is the most immediat sign that you must go sit on the throne and release him to the wild.
I was in a meeting and had the most awful run in with a dwelling butt monkey and had to leave work to get Spain pants