Someone whose frequent nincompoopery and/or lack of intelectual capacity subjects themselves to public ridicule.
by sean April 1, 2003
A monkey that lives in somebody's butt, or a very pesky person who you want to feed to a rabid Mako shark.
by Shawn B. May 22, 2003
by Maximillion July 23, 2005
The monkey that lives inside you butthole. Many legends have been and rumors have been spread about the mysterious butt monkey and all of them are true. The butt monkey possess many powers including the ability to swing from dingleberries and smoke tons and tons of weed. He resides in everyone's butthole, but few know he's there because he only reveals himself twice a year, on St. Patrick's Day and September 23. Don't ask why he just does.
by BigWood33 March 6, 2011
A stupid follower of a ridiculously over rated thing.A brainless idiot whos idea and opinions should not be allowed to be heard
You like Bose you butt monkey
by bob griffiths March 10, 2004
Hillary Clinton is a Butt Monkey.
by Gary Hendrickson September 14, 2006
by apologeticbuttmonkey April 24, 2008