JP

Having sex with a girl then sticking it in her mouth when you cum

Josh pulled a JP on Elena last year.

by Josh Price October 19, 2007

JP

biggest douche piece of shit on earth

"Hey Red-nut reckons you can't have the print room door open because it's too hot"
"What a JP!"
"Yeah he's a douche!"

by manbearpig1234 October 6, 2009

JP

JP short for Jizz Pants, a person who nuts in their pants with minimal stimulation. For example in a strip club in Blackpool.

Hey see that Pat, he's a real two pump chump let's call him JP.

by Gary_T April 17, 2015

jps

Botnet term: Joins Per Second (JPS)

The speed at which bots join a channel when loaded (directed to a given IP).

WOW Pherks JPS is 4!

by afextz September 30, 2004

JP

v. An acronym for the phrase Junk Punch.

Stop being an ass, or else I'll JP you.

by Massimo2112 September 13, 2007

JP

junior partier; inexperienced party goer

did u see that kid try n do that keg stand he threw up all over himself, what a JP.

this guy is really struggling to crack that blunt, lol what a JP

by Mr. Raxby Haledocious December 22, 2010

Jp

Person that would love to be with Julie

Jp dreams to be with Julie

by Besto friendo November 23, 2021