JP

Having sex with a girl then sticking it in her mouth when you cum

Josh pulled a JP on Elena last year.

by Josh Price October 19, 2007

JP

biggest douche piece of shit on earth

"Hey Red-nut reckons you can't have the print room door open because it's too hot"
"What a JP!"
"Yeah he's a douche!"

by manbearpig1234 October 06, 2009

jps

Botnet term: Joins Per Second (JPS)

The speed at which bots join a channel when loaded (directed to a given IP).

WOW Pherks JPS is 4!

by afextz September 30, 2004

JP

JP short for Jizz Pants, a person who nuts in their pants with minimal stimulation. For example in a strip club in Blackpool.

Hey see that Pat, he's a real two pump chump let's call him JP.

by Gary_T April 17, 2015

JP

v. An acronym for the phrase Junk Punch.

Stop being an ass, or else I'll JP you.

by Massimo2112 September 13, 2007

JP

junior partier; inexperienced party goer

did u see that kid try n do that keg stand he threw up all over himself, what a JP.

this guy is really struggling to crack that blunt, lol what a JP

by Mr. Raxby Haledocious December 22, 2010

JP

JP is a Titan menace who is much larger than the entire Multiverse; JP's presance has made the our Universe, he is inredibly dangerous and will annhilate any planet it sees.
TL;DR, your Mom

The 10th Universe was removed from existence as JP accidentally sat on on.

by Grand Minister September 22, 2020