by Josh Price October 19, 2007

"Hey Red-nut reckons you can't have the print room door open because it's too hot"
"What a JP!"
"Yeah he's a douche!"
"What a JP!"
"Yeah he's a douche!"
by manbearpig1234 October 6, 2009

JP short for Jizz Pants, a person who nuts in their pants with minimal stimulation. For example in a strip club in Blackpool.
by Gary_T April 17, 2015

Botnet term: Joins Per Second (JPS)
The speed at which bots join a channel when loaded (directed to a given IP).
The speed at which bots join a channel when loaded (directed to a given IP).
WOW Pherks JPS is 4!
by afextz September 30, 2004

by Massimo2112 September 13, 2007

did u see that kid try n do that keg stand he threw up all over himself, what a JP.
this guy is really struggling to crack that blunt, lol what a JP
this guy is really struggling to crack that blunt, lol what a JP
by Mr. Raxby Haledocious December 22, 2010

Ee Jp Chill Ass Foo N Down Ass Homie , Alwayz Baked Mobbin Deep With The Homiez , You Can Also Find Him Straight Pozted ! Trippin Off Jp Is Like Trippin Off With Gunz Gotta Stay Safe Never Know What Could POP Off , Never Trip Off Jp , One Phone Call From His Hood To Yourz Can Get Your Ass Knocked Off !
Ee is that the Homie Jp ? Shauuu
Jp Was Straight Pozted Today
Did you see Jp today , He was lit so I gave him sloppy !
Yo Jp You Seen Em Scrapz ? Roll up N Blast On Em Playa !
Jp Was Straight Pozted Today
Did you see Jp today , He was lit so I gave him sloppy !
Yo Jp You Seen Em Scrapz ? Roll up N Blast On Em Playa !
by 1Wat8zon7 November 12, 2019
