2 definitions by HottieMan

JP

A nickname, typically for someone with a first name starting with “J” and a middle/last name starting with “P”. Those who have obtained the “JP” title are of higher being, those righteous dudes. They are often called “The Chillest Dudes on Earth” by many. “Steez” is their middle name, and they are often found with a best friend in which their righteousness has rubbed off on.

“Yo what’s up JP, looking fine as always”

by HottieMan December 26, 2022

pollner

Such a hot last name, but also a caring one. Who ever has this name is a very very hot man, mainly attracted to by both genders

Have you seen that Pollner guy over there? Yeah he’s a hottie

by HottieMan January 25, 2021