Bed

Mom: can you please get me the milk?

Son: no Im in my bed

Mom: why? Is that your new house or sumthin?

Son: yup

by Unknown❓ September 4, 2018

Aaniyah: Did you know Adrian likes bed
Rihanna: Really?
Duayne: Yeah I saw his history at school.

The man slept in his bed at night while it was raining

by Bestiebooboo March 16, 2023

Bed

A device used for recuperating lost stamina invented by Nyl during the Dark Ages

I'm going to destroy you on the bed tonight honey

by Nelnel68 June 4, 2018

kid:mommmmmm
Mom: don't come in the bedroom

Kid: i'm still coming

Kid: ( enters) sees dad fucking mom
Mom: oh oh

Dad : wanna join?

by poopidy scoop January 9, 2020

by DSXTREME February 1, 2012