Using the toilet at a private residence during a party, function or gathering in which the smell will induce guilt and/or remorse in the creator out of fear that other guests may notice.
We rushed out of the house so quickly I didn't have time to use the restroom. I guess I'll just have to drop a guilty turd when we get the Gleeson's dinner party.
by UnclePapi March 14, 2007
The sexual act of placing a dead rodent in a condom, freezing for 3 hours, and inserting into the rectum (Usually male). Most often used in fraternities and other college parties. Very similar to the Alaskan Pipeline.
Larry: Mike, do you have any dead hamsters laying around?
Mike: Of course, my friend, why?
Larry: Do you want a 'Guilty Hamster?'
Mike: Certainly!
Mike: Of course, my friend, why?
Larry: Do you want a 'Guilty Hamster?'
Mike: Certainly!
by JaLiv6 December 31, 2011
A nod to TikTok’s ridiculous and absurd “community guidelines”. When you haven’t done a single thing wrong but lame TikTok still bans you.
Dude the video I just posted got taken down and reported for minor safety violations, and to think that “how to install a new sink” was so controversial. Now I can’t post for the next month I’m TikTok guilty of this heinous crime.
by Steady Teddy March 27, 2022
almost exactly the same as a dirty sanchez, but instead of leaving a mustache on the partner you smudge a tear drop mark under their eye.
i think you have some mascara smudged on your face
aw shit, i thought i got that damn guilty gomez off my face!
aw shit, i thought i got that damn guilty gomez off my face!
by ggbinks July 27, 2010
When you cant get a boner at other girls at a party because your penis feels guilty about your girlfriend.
"Dude, that girl in the skirt is so hot, I'd bang her"
"I wish I could, but I have a guilty boner"
"Sorry bro"
"I wish I could, but I have a guilty boner"
"Sorry bro"
by Rainbowsandponies February 12, 2014
1 - when you have a lil feeling nagging in your head telling you to do or not to do something
2 - an awesome song my eMINEm as SarahMarie would say
2 - an awesome song my eMINEm as SarahMarie would say
1 - Ah my conscience is acting like my damn Mom
2 - Meet Grady, a 29 year old construction worker. After coming home from a hard day's work, he walks in the door of his trailer park home to find his wife in bed with another man.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!?!"
2 - "Wait! What if there's an explanation for this shit?"
"What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?!?"
2 - Meet Grady, a 29 year old construction worker. After coming home from a hard day's work, he walks in the door of his trailer park home to find his wife in bed with another man.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!?!"
2 - "Wait! What if there's an explanation for this shit?"
"What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?!?"
by *MICHI* August 13, 2003
that guilty but oddly pleasurable feeling you get when you stick your finger a little bit too far up your anus in the shower
John: "Yo so I was in the shower and I was washing my ass and I stuck my finger up my butthole, felt kinda good, was weird"
Trey: "Yeah dude that's a guilty pleasure"
Trey: "Yeah dude that's a guilty pleasure"
by IIID-I October 3, 2011