A floppy floop with a memory of three seconds. Fears:
fish and chips, sharkyteeths, delcattys, sandy santas aka
yellow stuff found on those beachy butts, ME'S QUILTONS. Popular pet in Mars and Flumpyland. Needs cheese to survive. Lifespan of 9 seconds. Lovely decorations when dead, put next to a mermaid and a real mermaid will come to your house on
Christmas Eve with her granny Mrs Claus to revive the fish.