phrase
used as a response to something that you don't want said or done
shortened from "if you ever say that embarrassing statement in front of people" or "if you ever dance like that in public"
used as a response to something that you don't want said or done
shortened from "if you ever say that embarrassing statement in front of people" or "if you ever dance like that in public"
person 1: "hey remember the time when you ripped your pants trying to touch your toes at the gym"
person 2: "if you ever"
person 2: "if you ever"
by kittypuff March 25, 2010
It can be used to ways. You can use it if you don't now what to say or you can use it if you don't care.
Eric: You're a fuckin lesbian junkie crack whore!
Girl: What ever!
Friend: Can I borrow your CD player?
You: What ever...
Girl: What ever!
Friend: Can I borrow your CD player?
You: What ever...
by Saint Nikki January 6, 2005
A word used by really stupid people instead of saying "thats good". Can be shortened by just saying "as ever" which usually follows a grunt "hmm".
John: hey I got a score of 1,000 in this video game
Bob: yeah well I got 10,000
Dieter:OH GOOD AS EVER BOB IS
Frank: (makes a 3 point shot)
Ramsey: HMM, As ever you are
Bob: yeah well I got 10,000
Dieter:OH GOOD AS EVER BOB IS
Frank: (makes a 3 point shot)
Ramsey: HMM, As ever you are
by daveman7384 July 20, 2006
It's like forever...but longer.
by AmorHart October 2, 2015
An increasingly popular im abbreviation for 'whatever.' Used when dismissing another person's comments in a chat room or messenger-type setting.
by vaeren May 4, 2007
by Destiny AR January 19, 2011