Decorated Like a Davis

Having a moustache of epic proportions

Steve you are "Decorated Like a Davis "

Decorated Like a Davis by VVS Laxman October 13, 2008

Doctora B 

A completely awful teacher who think all of her students are five year olds.
Wears the same clothes everysingle day.

Doctora B says :"Get up and point to grass on the board.
NOW."

Doctora B by IhatespanishII January 24, 2011

Decorate my Christmas tree 

Proposition a woman for sex while she's on her period.

"Hey baby, why don't you toss that tampon aside and decorate my Christmas tree."
"Um...why are you in the women's restroom?"

Decorate my Christmas tree by Redwings15 March 21, 2016

Decorated my situation 

When someone has gotten laid

We went back to my place, and she totally decorated my situation!

Decorated my situation by Jenasis September 22, 2017

Decorate the baby's room 

When a man ejaculates on a pregnant woman's belly.

My pregnant wife doesn't wanna fuck but sometimes she lets me decorate the baby's room.

Decorate the baby's room by leon von oren February 26, 2019

Decorate December 

Decorate December is a drawing challenge for December!! You must participate AFTER you have put up the Christmas decorations!! See the words on my TikTok MarsyBar

Friend: Hey wanna hang out??
You: Oh I can’t sorry I have to draw for Decorate December!

Decorate December by Mars_Mallow November 11, 2019

DoctorDreadful 

He is the tightest twitch streamer the world has ever known. Some say that he is so tight that if he gets an erection he can prolapse his rectum.

Man, that headshot was so poggers like DoctorDreadful Pogchamp mad pepega thrills

DoctorDreadful by MrBeanz April 7, 2020