head desk

the act of hitting your head on a desk from frustration, or pure boredness.

I just head desked myself because I am so bored.



She frustrated me so I did a head desk.

by viva la c-bomb February 12, 2009

Desk Hickey

The mark on your face that is left from a desk when you fall asleep in class.

"Dude, were you sleeping in English? Because you have a huge desk hickey on your cheek!"

by ceb2010 April 24, 2010

desk lifter

n. A rather fine young female teacher who, upon bending down to pick up the chalk can cause 30 desks to be raised simultaneously .

That's what I go to school for! :D - A particularly bad song about a desk lifter

by Rob Marliski October 23, 2006

Desk-Rape

When you get violated at work, whether it be physically or mentally.

I stayed back to finish some extra work and the boss Desk-Raped me.

Because he was my boss I just sat there and accepted it. My self-esteem has taken a pummelling!
If I want to get violated I just get drunk and go to the local bar...

by Jenkisani February 10, 2011

Desk Soup

The cans of soup you have in your desk that you are forced to eat for lunch when you are having a busy shitty ass day in the office.

That skank you picked up at the end of the night is so desk soup.

by AwwwwSheet September 10, 2010

desk jockey

US Military term (ca. 1960s-1990s) used by "line" types (fleet, aviation crew & flightline, special forces, infantry) to refer with contempt to HQ and staff (non-operations) personnel, especially bureaucratic types who push petty regulations as a way to harrass others. Also used as mildly derisive term by aviation types to refer to crewmembers temporarily removed from flying and assigned "desk" (non-flying) duties for administrative or disciplinary purposes.

What asswipe desk jockey came up with the idea of prohibiting bags (flightsuits) and cammies in the NCO Club for lunch? Guess those clerks didn't want all those grubby SOBs who work for a living spoiling the view...

by Speedstan May 20, 2008

Desk Potato

One who sits at a desk all day long but gets little to nothing done -- usually because of websurfing or playing computer games. Derived from couch potato. Differs from desk jockey in that although employment involves a desk, nothing is getting done.

Jim has become a real desk potato. Between Mahjong and Minesweeper he manages to squeeze in a few hours on MySpace, and then he plays RPG's 'til midnight.

by someoneouthere August 17, 2006