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Crotch Rocket

something your friend/girlfriend/wife hides in the Nightstand, behind the headboard or in some kind of box(including her own) in other words a dildo of some sort.
guy one:dude, you shouldve seen that crotch rocket i saw at Darlenes last night, it was as big as my Forearm!
guy two: ORLY?
guy one: YARLY
Crotch Rocket by Mikeyyy! December 15, 2007

crotch rocket

A person who experiences frequent boners.

Can be fixed with masturbastion.
crotch rocket by Michael May 3, 2004

crotch rocket

when two people sittin on the ground towards each other, one of them takes the others legs and kicks as hard as they can into the others fricken crotch. Hence CROTCH ROCKET !
"hey Gary that was an awesome crotch rocket you gave me yesterday, it felt stingy"
crotch rocket by Jobie Trice February 14, 2005

Crotch Rocket

1.) When somebody is super fast at slapping the salami or fucking!
2.) When somebody becomes extremely hot or sweaty when having sex.
3.) When somebody acts in a weird type of sex where you put a spicy pepper in or on your crotch to let burn.
Me and jim used a Ghost pepper to crotch rocket to find out who is more of a pussy!
Crotch Rocket by Fishtarts November 30, 2015

crotch rocket

dude check him out, riding on his new crotch rocket!!

crotch rocket

A good example . . Dodge tomahawk , search for it on the web . . . Motorcycle capable of going 300+ MPH . . Fastest car is what 240 mph Mcclaren ? ?
Try to drag race ? ? ? Fuck drag race little white trash . . get on a motorcycle you fuckin pansy that's scared of falling off a crotch rocket . . . you think american cars are the shit , but realy crotch rockets rule the streets not fuckin fast and furious wanna be's so stfu biatch
crotch rocket by crochrocket April 4, 2003