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something your friend/girlfriend/wife hides in the Nightstand, behind the headboard or in some kind of box(including her own) in other words a dildo of some sort.
guy one:dude, you shouldve seen that crotch rocket i saw at Darlenes last night, it was as big as my Forearm!
guy two: ORLY?
guy one: YARLY
by Mikeyyy! November 17, 2007
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