coucher 

someone that rides a sitdown type PWC (couch). typically clueless and lazy with no athletic abilities. a coucher will typically block the launch ramp with their rig as they stage, instead of pulling to the side to free the ramp (proper etiquette). after launching, they will usually go wide open throttle from the ramp, sending a wake through a no wake zone, thus slamming other vessels into the dock. after zooming at full speed, they will go to the largest group of people they can find and raise their buttocks high in the air as to signal, "hey, look at me... im a coucher!"

"oh, geez... here we go... here come a flock of couchers. protect whats yours."

coucher by dicktionary writer February 2, 2010

couche rag 

A person that is one step up from a douche bag. When the term douche bag is not adequate enough.

That jerk at the store was being a total couche rag!

couche rag by $ee-Dub July 24, 2011

Couche Tard 

(Couche Tard is all over Quebec...don't forget the rest of us!)

Dude, lets take a trip across the bridge to the Couche Tard and pick up a two-four!

Couche Tard by brydeoh April 10, 2005

Couche tard 

A convenient insult combining the words Douche bag, couch potato and retard. Coincidentally, also the name of a popular chain of convenience stores in Quebec, Canada.

"Is that mine?"

"No, it's his's"

"his's?!? That's not a word. You're such a couche tard"

Couche tard by aliwashere October 23, 2008

coughed up a dick

another means of saying, screwed up, fucked up.

Tim: Hey how was your date last night?
Earl: It didn't happen, she coughed up a dick.

coughed up a dick by Andy! January 2, 2007

coucher 

A french -er verb meaning "to have sex". It was derived from the verb "se coucher" meaning "to go to bed" for non-sexual purposes.

The verb was popualrized by the song by Lady Marmalade with lyrics saying "Voulez-vous choucher avec moi? (Ce soir)" which is incorrect as far as grammar goes. The form is used in the polite form, indicating that the two people have never met.

Pronounced like "Koo-shay" and not "Kow-cher".

Tu veux coucher avec moi ce soir?

coucher by ƤoliticĀll¥_Corrəct February 21, 2010

couche'd 

To cause a tremendous amount of financial burden by backing out of a situation at the last possible second, resulting in lost deposits, and a lost opportunity to save money.

One day after signing over a deposit, that son of a bitch couche'd me. Couche really is one letter away from being a douche. Damn Amherst kids.

couche'd by CMIF LM April 1, 2013