1 definition by aliwashere

A convenient insult combining the words Douche bag, couch potato and retard. Coincidentally, also the name of a popular chain of convenience stores in Quebec, Canada.
"Is that mine?"

"No, it's his's"

"his's?!? That's not a word. You're such a couche tard"
by aliwashere September 7, 2008
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