Chub on

A semi-errect penis, as in the several phases of penile arousal. Eg. 1) Flacid 2) Fluffed 3) Chub on 4) Errect 5) Throbbing 6) Ejaculating

Many healthy males get an errection every time they ride the bus or train. As the destination quickly approaches, it is normal for a male with an errection to experience sensations of fear and/or panic in foresight of being observed by others. This can cause the release of epinephrine into nervous system which can thicken the blood and cause an errect penis' blood flow to diminish, leaving him with a chub on. In some cases, a release of epinephrine can stimulate or excite a male further, causing the penis to become "harder". In this case, a male may voluntarily skip their destination to allow the swelling to reduce, or they may tuck in their errect penis' into their pants' waste line to avoid other passengers suspicions'.

by edraculate August 17, 2016

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Chub

Gay slang for an obese person. It's usually only used by gay men when referring to other gay men.

He asked me out but I declined. I'm not into chubs.

by Tomahhtoe April 30, 2009

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chubbing

"a game played by military personal in basic used to score points for cigarettes or other putlawed items. involves whipping penis out and smacking someone with it. more points are givin for varied "chubs" such as no handed chubs, and one legged chubs"

"G.I. JOE was chubbing the back of my head"

by eric w. July 17, 2003

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