1~n a person who likes to jump from guy to guy in order to make herself more important.

2~n a person who likes to be in total control even tho they have no clue what they are doing.
1. Wow, did you get suckered in by a chinese cartel?

2. the person in charge is such a chinese cartel we should mutiny.
by an xi January 22, 2010
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A newbie gang on an online game "Graal" on a server called Era. There newbs and they hide in there mexican tacos :D
The Los Carteles buttsecked the panties.
by Frankie May 28, 2004
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A group of males upon website Facebook who generated said group for their crew to speak about dxm, ganja, and Ex. This said group is dangerous and they communicate over Facebook IM.
The Coolest Kids, Facebook Cartel
by JNick mozzafucka January 19, 2011
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a term used in the United States to describe a bunch of dumb ididiot white trash dumb assess. These people are an embarrassment to the people of the USA.
Look you nigga bitch you can't fuck with me I'm a part of the cracker cartel!

You and yo dumb cracker cartel will go down in history as the dumbest people in America.
by backboard April 8, 2020
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you and your partner are having intercourse in the trunk of a car while someone else is driving.
tom and sara were doing the sinaloa cartel while someone drove away with there car
by up yours 123 November 5, 2010
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A Mexican rap group whose popular songs have changed the Spanish rap industry with its rhymes-aka rimas-with its main founder Eduardo Davalos de Luna AKA MC Babo.
"My favorite songs from Cartel de Santa are La pelotona and El Dolor de Micro guey."
by alienad13 August 22, 2012
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When you kidnap the most ghetto thug from America to Mexico and hold him hostage for 2 years straight for no reason and give him a bogus ass spic punishment for no reason and then take credit for all the dead bodies he left behind in Mexico after his visit because you feared Mexico's reputation of how many dead spics were left cuz it made you look retarded and made it look like you had no idea what you were doing.
person 1: OH GOD LOOK AT ALL OUR PPL! THEYRE DEAD! We shouldnt have fucked with that ghetto ass American!

Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.

Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.

Me: Thats what I call pulling a Spic cartel.
by The ONLY devil 😈 December 7, 2021
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