joy buzzer

When you shake another person's hand with a little turd in your palm.

After waking me up early on a Saturday morning, I greeted the Girl Scout with a joy buzzer.

by eji May 1, 2006

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joy buzzer

Shaking someone's hand with a little turd in your palm.

I just quit my job, and on the way out, I gave my boss the joy buzzer!

by eji April 18, 2006

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A buzzer beater baby is a baby that is conceived after the man has gotten a vasectomy. This is possible because after a vasectomy, there are still sperm cells in the vas deferens that can remain there for weeks or months. For this reason, doctors recommend waiting about 20 ejaculations to have unprotected sex. The term "buzzer beater" is used in basketball when a player scores a basket with no time left, similar to impregnating a woman on of the man's last fertile ejaculations.

Ashley: I think I'm pregnant!?!?
John: How is that possible? I got a vasectomy two weeks ago?
Ashley: It must be a buzzer beater baby.

by jamescmcnutt December 13, 2018

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Game Show Buzzer

A loud fart.

In the middle of an exam, Tim unleashed a Game Show Buzzer. Our teacher didn't laugh.

by G$izzle March 2, 2022

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Buzzer Beater Genius

A person that procrastinates so much that they often land in situations where they are practically guaranteed to miss a deadline or completely fail their project, only to miraculously succeed in their last-minute action with flying colors.

"Jacob won the Science Fair with the project he ONLY STARTED LAST NIGHT?!?!? That boy's a Buzzer Beater Genius!!"

by TheSiegeMachine March 23, 2018

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