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1. buzzer beater
The girl you get at the closing seconds of a bar closing in a last ditch effort to get a girl to sleep with you.
Justin: yo man there not much time left and i don't think these girls are going to pan out

Steve : its ok, lets leave these girls before the other bars close and see if we can get us some buzzer beaters.
2. Buzzer Beater
The act of having to take a massive dump/diarrea, and getting to the toilet only seconds before you could not control it any longer.
Luckily that last stall was open for him, because he just barely got that buzzer beater crap in the bowl.
3. buzzer beater
The act of masturbating somewhere you a likely to get caught, but achieving climax and hiding the evidence before getting busted.
I pulled out a sweet buzzer beater in Wades lounge the other night. I managed to stash the evidence under the couch cushion, I bet he won't find it for months!
4. Buzzer Beater
Masturbation with a vibrator or other electronic device.
Nothing beats a good buzzer beater on a rainy day.
5. Buzzer Beater
When a man awakens with morning oak, presses the snooze button on his alarm clock and then tries to rub one out before the buzzer goes off
Dale: I didnt wanna go into the living room with a boner because my wife was watching the news so i decided to bang out a buzzer beater before i went out there
Joe: I'm gonna try that tomorrow.
6. Buzzer Beater
When a male obtains the contact information of a female he has never met before in less than a minute.
Abel was in the library and pulled that girls info. I thought it was over, but then he hit the buzzer beater.
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