yous my bitch

Lazier way of pronouncing "You're my bitch". Usually said after seeing your bitch with another.

Upon seeing his daughter leave porno dave's kinky pornzine soho buttfuck shop, psycho bitch's father reminded her who's dick she sucked first by saying "Yous Mah Beeyatch!"

yous my bitch by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

thats my bitch 

describing your thottie, or your side chick. Also used in forms of "That's my thot" or "Thats my ho".

Daquan: Dang boy, yo boo got a nice ass!
Taquan: Nigga, thats my bitch. The fuck you mean boo?

Daquan: Oh shit, well I'd tap it.

thats my bitch by Jesshiaquandra March 15, 2017

My bitch 

If someone says “you’re my bitch” that means you’re very beautiful and that persons loved u the mostest and you should be really nice to them and make them sandwiches

Dannicake said to graciebean “you’re my bitch” then graciebean made him a sandwich:)

My bitch by Dannicake May 13, 2021

bitch call my dick 

a phrase used while leaving a voicemail which imply that the person who was called needs to call or at least call back the person leaving the message. Otherwise the recipient would be a fool ass bitch.

Raven's voice mail message: I'm not able to get to my phone. You know what to do.

Tina: Girl, You will not believe that I am breakin' it down at this party with Diddy. He asked me to come along with his friends and he said I could invite you. Bitch call my dick!

bitch call my dick by Mikey27 February 26, 2008

My Bitch 

Synonym for "My Mom" because usually when people say "my mom" they're referring to what she did to piss them off or to describe how she was being a bitch.

My Bitch said i couldn't go to Hellogoodbye and see alex :/
OR
My Bitch said i couldn't get my license because she had PMS

My Bitch by Sokennethwasall December 24, 2007

My Bitch 

Some times used to refer to a shotgun.

Jhon : "Dude u just blew his head off!"
Kyle : "Yea the shotgun's my Bitch."

My Bitch by im with dumbass -> May 15, 2009

shit on my bitch 

Phrase meant to be blurted out when one is bored, confused, angered, or enlightened.

The following example is a good sentence that contains more than 4 expletives.

Shit on my bitch while her ass is getting fucked!

shit on my bitch by Kremit March 28, 2003