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Known for people who sit on a chair for extended periods of time (hot climate?) without bathing, and/or fart alot and/or do not bath daily.
Eg; a gamer who plays BF2 for 12 hours straight and shits 2 times thereabouts while resuming gaming. When you scratch your nuts and it feels creamy then you got asscheese/bagcheese.
Remedy: = scrub yer taint and surrounding areas.
asscheese by Barrence June 30, 2006
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Asscheeks 

I like to shake my jiggle-wiggle crack!
I got two asscheeks on my back
You know I'm comin' comin' round, when you hear that ass-clappin' sound
Crack crack crack
Triple boom from my back
Hear my asscheeks flap!
Oh yeah.
Oh! How my asscheeks are trembling with delight!
Asscheeks by couchpotatofr March 19, 2023

White asscheeks 

White asscheeks is a slang term usually used in the heat-of-the-moment during a lit-ass round of Fortnite: Battle Royale. This phrase is usually bellowed by a gamer when they are in a mindless state of rage, thus it lacks a concrete definition.
FoxSlayer_57 while playing Fortnite: STOP FUCKING MY WHITE ASSCHEEKS!!!
White asscheeks by wpkoski September 11, 2021

Asscheek the player 

A male who thinks they're the shit and they are a player
A thick, greasy substance usually emitting an unpleasant ordor, comprised primarily of sweat and fart juice and found in the crack between the buttocks.
Damn, that asscheese left a racin' stripe in my drawers again!
asscheese by Steve January 6, 2003

asscheeks 

The two fleshy sides of the buttocks
Marcel marveled at the way her asscheeks sprang back when he squeezed them.
He grasped her asscheeks on the sides and directed his cock at her shining slit.
asscheeks by Tiago Zuhr September 24, 2005

tasteless asscheek 

When you want to insult someone in a humorous way but have no come backs.

This word was made up by a 13yr old girl in Lebanon, Oregon, Laura Isabel Gallegos.
Person 1: you know what your stupid.
Person 2: well your a tasteless asscheek
tasteless asscheek by Ladybug🐞 December 18, 2017