punting

It's fisting, but with a foot.

I told Mary that I have a foot fetish and asked if we could try punting since she enjoyed fisting. She said it would be fine so long as I didn't try to kick a field goal.

by fahbreezy October 13, 2014

Punted

I first made this saying after finding that sometimes owned and pwned can't describe my feeling good enough.
Used in online games for when someone gets completely destroyed. Can also be used for when someone gets happyslapped or hit by something in the face or genitals very hard. I intended this to be used with a deep voiced announcer like Unreal Tournament.
Best used over a Microphone.

(DjDec kills Killer667 with a tank shell)
DjDec: PUNTED!!!!

(Killer667 left the game)
Stupot101: LMAO!!!!

by Dj Dec (Declan) December 12, 2008

Punting

When you send your foot so far up your girlfriend's pussy with such force that it sends her into the air.

"What did you do with your hoe last night?"
"Oh yeah, I was punting the shit out of her."

by Butter My Toast Daddy June 14, 2017

punt

Was very common in AOL chatrooms in the 90's. Someone would use a hack program to send a code into the chatroom...and anyone who had their chat sounds on would get the blue screen of death or something similiar...forcing them to restart their computer.

Dont mess with me or you'll get a punt.

by Bobby De Niro October 14, 2005

and punt

Stating the obvious... A tagline

My wife came home and said "You're High"... AND PUNT!

by StephMill September 6, 2007

punt

A punt refers to a "pizza cunt", which happens when a woman stuffs herself with too much pepperoni and cheese and then gets in a tanning bed to make a human calzone.

The tanning salon attendant found that Sheila had punted while tanning.

by Jacques Asse April 7, 2009

On the punt

A womans bleeding time

She's on the punt, so take the dirt road

by Jeffrey July 30, 2003