to end an awkward conversation, or respond to an off-color or bad joke.

on a broader scale - and punt can be used to change a conversation's topic, or swapped in as a verbal exclamation point to emphasis one's point or argument, or even to convey excitement.
1. After hearing his coworker tell an unusually bad joke, Maxwell exclaimed, "and punt!"

2. Upon hearing his friends hired him strippers for his bachelor party, Dick exclaimed "and punt!"
by onlineprguy September 02, 2007
to end an awkward conversation, or respond to an off-color or bad joke.

on a broader scale - and punt can be used to change a conversation's topic, or swapped in as a verbal exclamation point to emphasis one's point or argument, or even to convey excitement.

1. After hearing his coworker tell an unusually bad joke, Maxwell exclaimed, "and punt!"

2. Upon hearing his friends hired him strippers for his bachelor party, Dick exclaimed "and punt!"

by onlineprguy September 01, 2007
a good way to change topics or tell your buddy to shut up.
1. "Dude, I know I could take that stripper home with me!"

"And punt!" said his pal at the ridiculous comment.
by vmachine September 03, 2007
The Maxwell shows version of “forget about it”. It’s a multi purpose saying that means everything.
.........and punt
by maxwell show August 04, 2008
1. The act of getting out of a bad scenario
2. Ending a perfect story.
3. What you say when you're leaving work for the weekend.
4. What you say when someone tries to feed you bullshit.
5. What to say when something cool happens or comes your way.
1. Dude, you're gonna fuck my fatass wife. And... PUNT!
2. So, I jizzed all over that girls face and... PUNT!
3. Beer 30! And... PUNT!
4. The iraq war was a good thing? And... PUNT!
5. Jenna Jameson says she wants to fuck you here and now... And... PUNT!
by Blacksberry September 06, 2007
maxwell Show Conversation ender. Meaning your stupid and wrong goodbye.bitch
You say.... Ilove moving panties to the side. I say and punt.
by MushroomheadMike23 September 08, 2007
to abort something in the works, and do something different
im going to go home and tell my wife i went to a strip club...and punt
by markiewiczm September 07, 2007

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