by annnnnnngus January 25, 2009
If someone makes an absolutely awful joke, or says something completely random or pointless. One member of the group may "zing" them.
This works best if done during the awkward silence after the joke/comment.
The zinger may also point with an open palm, fingers first at the joke/comment maker while zinging them for effect.
This works best if done during the awkward silence after the joke/comment.
The zinger may also point with an open palm, fingers first at the joke/comment maker while zinging them for effect.
George: Hey guess what guys...last night we were having dinner right, and my mother, the silly oaf, burnt my pizza!!........(expecting laughter from the group)
Andy: (waitin a few seconds for the awkward silence to take hold.......ZING!!!!! (while pointing wih open palm)
Rest of Group: (laughter and general abuse directed at joke maker)
Andy: (waitin a few seconds for the awkward silence to take hold.......ZING!!!!! (while pointing wih open palm)
Rest of Group: (laughter and general abuse directed at joke maker)
by lawrencejames March 3, 2007
by Lucky13 October 15, 2004
Example 1:
Subject A: *snort* *snort*
Subject B: How is it?
Subject A: ZING!
Example 2:
*snorting*......ZING!
Subject A: *snort* *snort*
Subject B: How is it?
Subject A: ZING!
Example 2:
*snorting*......ZING!
by Snorterman March 1, 2011
The act of sabotage on one's computer when they go away for a short or long period of time. The actions you can tke include:
-removal of the mouse ball
-unplugging power cords
-turning off of one's monitor
-adjusting the brightness and contrast on the monitor so the monitor appears to be off
-opening multiple error windows
-opening of CD drives
-unplugging of mouses/keyboards
-opening a internet porno site
-etc.
-removal of the mouse ball
-unplugging power cords
-turning off of one's monitor
-adjusting the brightness and contrast on the monitor so the monitor appears to be off
-opening multiple error windows
-opening of CD drives
-unplugging of mouses/keyboards
-opening a internet porno site
-etc.
by Jimmi April 11, 2005
(Interjection) A word used when a joke is only funny to the person that tells said joke and has no real relevance to the conversation currently at hand.
Guy 1: Man, that burrito I had last night was awesome!
Guy 2: Yeah, just like your mom!
Guy 1: Zing...
Guy 2: Yeah, just like your mom!
Guy 1: Zing...
by Jewcore February 21, 2009
A brief Sexual Encounter sometimes followed by breakfast, but not always.
An attractive person of the opposite sex
A slutty or whoreish person (sometimes)
An attractive person of the opposite sex
A slutty or whoreish person (sometimes)
by MarzBarz12 January 23, 2009