bird watcher

a guy who hangs in public bathrooms trying to look at your penis

For having 10 empty urinals the damn bird watcher had to come pee right next to me.....

by mademan007 August 8, 2008

clock watcher

when you watch the clock for the last 15 minutes at work for your shift to end and punch out not 1 minute late!

he would watch all the clocks at work towards the end of his shift, as soon as his 4'oclock work day was done, boom!, punched out and out the door without a minute to spare! he's the best clock watcher in this buisness

by russ sharp January 31, 2012

hog watcher

An individual who looks at other men's dicks.

Lawrence is a hog watcher

by Robfirmino December 9, 2016

clock-watcher

An escort who constantly checks the time to ensure correct payment.

Client: How much?
Escort: 150 for the first hour, and 100 for every hour after that.
Client: Hmm...
Escort: But don't worry. I'm not a clock-watcher.

by dubledeath March 19, 2009

Trend Watchers

A Person who made fun of people who liked anime for a very long time , then when it trends on tiktok they love it

Person 1 In 2015: I really love this anime AOT
Person 2: Bro No one likes that weird ass shit shut the fuck up

Person 2 in 2020 and 2021: Bro Demon Slayer is so raw omg

Person 1: but didn’t you make fun of me for liking anime smh , Trend Watchers bruh

by Katsuki Luna June 23, 2021

Watcher's Block

Similar to Writer's Block and Reader's Block. Happens when you are watching a series / film / drama / etc. but can not retain the attention span to watch for long periods of time. As well as the shortened viewing time, the ability to retain what has been viewed is impaired.

Another symptom of Watcher's Block is the shorter periods of time between channel changes.

1: Did you watch that DVD I loaned you?
2: I tried to, but I can't get into it. Watched 15 minutes of it, then just gave up. Think I've got Watcher's Block.

A: You keep flicking channels here, you got Watcher's Block or something?
B: Must have.

by Nayfan May 12, 2009

Dick Watcher

A person (typically male) who is obsessively monitoring someone else’s hookups.

Man, Tristan is such a dick watcher. He’s always telling people about who I’m fucking.

by Vikwatcher October 11, 2021