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a guy who hangs in public bathrooms trying to look at your penis
For having 10 empty urinals the damn bird watcher had to come pee right next to me.....
by mademan007 August 07, 2008
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Bird Watchers are federal agents who are watching drug dealers that move keys of cocaine (also known as birds)
Yo I heard the bird watchers got you under surveliance.
by G.B.C. May 22, 2006
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When some asshole tries to cut in front of a long line of cars and the cars stay strong and refuse to let said car in. Then many of the motorists "flip the bird" to said asshole.
That idiot tried to cut in at the front and became a bird watcher when all the cars went by and flipped him off.
by Spaceman Sobchak November 07, 2011
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Person (most commonly a male person) who openly and chronically observes other male penises in public places.
(Typically after someone pisses you off, instead of calling them a "fag" or something"...Dude, you're being such a god damn birdwatcher!!!!!!!!!!
by Anthony Verrecchio January 10, 2003
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Term used to describe a person (focuser) who is cockeyed. One eyeball is focusing on person (focusee), while other eyeball is roaming the scenery. This usually makes focusee rather uncomfortable.
That news guy is a total birdwatcher. Is he looking at camera 1 or camera 2?
by gialei November 06, 2007
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poe-poe who follows a person everywhere secretly but the suspect knows it.so there called birdwatchers
"federallees on my tale,callem' birdwatchers".

young jeezy
by jeremy green June 01, 2007
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1. term used to describe the creepy man at the bar staring at girls everyone knows he cannot get.
2. a little pussy/bitch who thinks he is tough, but would act hurt if a scuffle ever broke out.
3. Prez

as used by the dub p boys. Anthony, Ian, Chris and Dan
What a birdwatcher Peacock is. . . he stayed on the bench and "birdwatched" as we all fought.
by Soupy Campbell December 28, 2008
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