VD

1. Short for vibrator disfunction.

2. When your vibrator stops giving you the vibes.

Sally didn't store the batteries separately. Now her favorite toy has VD. Sally will actually watch Netflix tonight.

by special Kay dub April 4, 2016

Nickname for Van Duren, the best wing at the University of Michigan’s Bursley Hall.

She’s in 5th VD? Lucky af

by JusticeDem August 17, 2018

n. Valentine’s Day, also a wide range of interesting venereal diseases.

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I love VD. It helps to define the special bond I share with a woman.

You mean the disease right? Not the special day

With VD every day is special.

by gnostic3 February 14, 2019

Cyber VD

When your computer or email address is infected with virus or flooding spam as a result of porn websites you subscribe to.

Cyber VD is a very common form of disease, being that ninety per cent of internet searches are pornography related anyway.

by Schismrobo December 11, 2008

Nipples that are so big they overlap, just like a Venn Diagram

I hooked up with this girl last night and sorted my jizz in the middle of her VD's

by StomachJuice November 15, 2019

person 1: what did you watch last night
person 2: VDS

by trumpetsandwich June 18, 2020

VDS or Vaush Derangement Syndrome is a diagnosis given to someone who has criticised someone else for having sexual relations with horses and/or children.

"Wow Vaush destroyed you in that debate now you have VDS cucklord"