When two sexual partners engage in a shit loving sexual act. Where one partner fires diarrhea into their partner's face causing them to squint and thus making them look asian.
Did you see Jessie when Buzz fired a tokyo sandblaster into her face? She looked asian!
by Jcmcgill November 10, 2010
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You don't wanna know. Conan may or may not have done one at some point.
Dude, I just did a Tokyo Sandblaster" "Is that safe?" "I don't even know...
by BlinksTale November 10, 2010
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When engaging in COITUS on a beach, at the point of climax, a man may ejaculate upon the face of his respective partner. Afterwards sprinkling sand on their face causing the semen to adhere to the sand.
Lauren sat on my face, I ate her bunghole and just as I was about to skeet, I got up and hovered my doinger over her forhead and let loose. Her face looked like a krispy kreme doughnut until I sprinkled sand on it and then she looked like sandpaper. Gotta love the look of a classy Tokyo Sandblaster!
by Lamp Shayd November 11, 2010
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When banging out an old asian chick she queefs, effectivly blowing out all the dust and sand from her unused vadge.
Man I went to the tea house and totally was hooking up with the owners wife when she let out a tokyo sandblaster, shit was weak.
by GHOOOST November 11, 2010
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When Conan farts inside a styrofoam cup, and pours milk in it. This, as many of you know, creates a rotten egg like smell AND taste. Then, he proceeds to offer this refreshment to Andy, thus resulting in a TOKYO SANDBLASTER!!
Conan Farts in cup. Pours in milk. Andy drinks. Mmmmm. Now that's one tasty Tokyo Sandblaster!
by Poway Derek November 11, 2010
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When a Japanese street-walker crams sand up her snatch with the sole purpose of queefing it out all over your cock and/or ballz until you experience orgasm.
Guy 1: Bro, how was your trip to Japan??

Guy 2: You're never gonna believe it! I picked up this 4-dollar 'ho and she gave me the ol' Tokyo Sandblaster!!

Guy 1: You are one lucky son of a bitch...
by King Jiggy November 10, 2010
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A gender augmentation surgery performed on Asian males as part of a sex-change operation in which the penis is removed through abrasion.
Did you hear that Miko got rid of her penis? She got a Tokyo Sandblaster last week.
by Cdre_Perry November 11, 2010
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