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A Tokyo Sandblaster is a scatological activity developed by Conan O'Brien for the Conan Show. It is defined as when one person has diarrhea, they place their ass close to their partner's face while firmly pressing their butt cheeks together. They then release their bowels, effectively blasting their partner in the face with a high pressure stream of shit, forcing them to squint and as a result creating the appearance of Asian features.
1. After Conan O'Brien's new show "Conan" Tokyo Sandblasted the shit out of the Tonight Show's ratings, he couldn't help but notice the shit running down his partners face bore a striking resemblance to the comedic stylings of Jay Leno.

2. Jay Leno enjoys Tokyo Sandblasters.

3. Conan is the shit, Jay Leno is a piece of shit.
by Hugh Jweener November 10, 2010
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An unknown sex position utilized and made popular by Conan O'Brien.
Dude I love performing the Tokyo Sand Blaster on my girfriend. Conan did, so why can't I?
also see unknown, unsure, stuff, things, something
by adynamitefella November 09, 2010
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A sexual act involving the removal of a womans makeup by attempting to get her face pregnant.
Nicole "Snookie" Polizzi gets a Tokyo Sand Blaster twice a week to reduce the lines around her mouth.
by Saphodravingo November 28, 2010
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the best sex act to ever be squeezed from the mind grapes of coco.
Mr. Falcon always gives her at least one Tokyo sand blaster.
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sexual innuendo referring to a position make popular by Conan O'Brien on his 2nd episode of the Conan show.
Have you ever done the Tokyo sandblaster?" "Not that I am aware of, but I have decorated the lady cake.
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Several men bukake a woman buried up to her neck in sand, then kick sand in her face.
It was tokyo sand blaster time in Miami last week
by milkshakemaker December 28, 2010
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A sexual position where the male is on top of the female, mid thrust, and then Conan O'Brien jumps through the door and says "YippeeKayYay Mister Falcon!"
My girl told me she loved me after we did the Tokyo sandblaster this weekend. Sha-wing!
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