For all you inbred, rice chomping, English language challenged morons who seem to think a Mustang is slow, I just love the looks I get when my 03 Mach 1 toasts those little Jap and European pieces of shit! Then they try and accuse me of running NAWS, dumb bastards need to wake the fuck up and realize that a Mustang will waste 95% of the vehicles on the road without breaking a sweat, or any parts for that matter! Maybe a V6 can't get the job done, but there is a Mustang model somewhere along the line that can, ie GT, Mach 1, Cobra, Cobra R, Roush, Saleen. So go grab hold of that bleacher-seat metal wing, stick your little weenies in your big old fart cans and hump those little Asian vibrators for all your worth, 'cause that's the only way your gonna feel like a man.
That Mustang beat my 350Z, he must be spraying!
by Jake December 24, 2003
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A decent track car for the money(Rouche, Mach 1, Cobra), that Ford turned upside down and shook all the cool parts out of, to sell to wannabes and daughters with rich daddies(GT and lower) so they can FEEL cool.

You will also pay the amount for the car in repair costs after ten years.
My Cobra destroyed that Firebird at the track.

I got humiliated in my baseline Mustang by an Integra

This is the third maser cylinder I've replace in my Mustang.
by PatchMasterDoom August 12, 2008
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1. A wild horse traditionally found in western North America, supposedly descended from the horses brought from Spanish settlers.

2. One of the more effective fighters of the air war in WWII.

3. What's the difference between a Mustang, a Camaro and a Trans-Am? The sheet metal, morons. Anyone who thinks there's a lick of difference between Ford and GM engineering is lying to themselves. Mustangs have always had comparable performance to F-Body's in the same price range/trim level.

To all you ricers complaining about how mustangs don't make a lot of horsepower, their engines are purposefully tuned for TORQUE. Horsepower sells cars, but torque wins races.
"My Camaro is SOOO much faster than that Mustang with the same displacement, torque, horsepower and weight distribution because I'm SOOOOO cool!"
by Harper June 20, 2004
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Nothing Beats a 429 Powered Mustang vert. FBD Baby!!!!!!! Fire Breathing Dragon!
Mustangs Eat Rice for Dinner.
Rice gives me gas.
by TFOB July 8, 2003
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an ugly boring ass town in the grand old state of Oklahoma
i hate mustang oklahoma, its an ugly boring ass town
by katluvsya_91 February 3, 2009
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A car people buy when they can't find a nice Camaro for sale.
I was going to buy a Camaro, but I had to settle for a goddamn Mustang.
by Dale May 12, 2003
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The bits of poo that hang from your bum hairs after you go to the toilet. They don't fall so they mustang (must hang)..
I just went to the toilet but I did not wipe properly so now I have mustang.
by gickyn1985 July 24, 2009
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