everyone has defined it as occurring after sex but it has only happened to me when doing leg exercises....you know those stupid-ass bicycle style ones.
I was distracted when air shot out from South of the equator as I was trying to get serious about exercising.
by Hootie October 8, 2003
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1. The sound made when air exits the vagina forcibly enough to be audible.
2. A very brief sound of unknown origin emitted by a sound system, a cell phone, computer speakers, or some other source of artificial sound.
1. Her vagina let go a little queef after intercourse.
2. My cell phone just queefed--what were you saying?
by the other theo July 1, 2004
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I fucked Nates mom so hard she couldnt help but rip the biggest fuckin queef i have ever heard
by Jeremy April 5, 2003
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A fart that comes out of your vagina. Can make sex awkward.
EW! Olga, did you just fart?

Olga: No, silly! That was just a queef.
by Jay Crapsby November 16, 2014
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Air expelled from the vagina, sometimes mistaken from a fart. Air is sucked into the vaginal opening when a foreign objectt is pushed in from a certain angle creating a vacumm. The release of air causes a farting noise. Queefs are common during sexual intercourse (especially the acrobatic kind) and even after if air is still trapped.
"You didn't push it in all the way so the sound you heard when you withdrew was a queef, not a fart"
by Anya Ali January 3, 2003
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n. A pussy fart, often occuring just after the penis is withdrawn from the vagina though sometimes also during insertion, more prevalent with large penises. Caused by air being expelled from the vaginal canal and leading to oscillation of the labia.
She queefed just after I banged her, and we both had a good laugh.
by pornoforpyros August 4, 2006
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1: A "Vart" or vagina fart.

2: A new brand of snack cracker.
Hey, Bill!! I do believe that delicate flower of a wife ya got there expelled a gaseous queef o' airy goodness from her vulvic nether region! It may be a result of the continuous banging of my wanger-doodle in said wife's snapper hole.
Gosh, Don! All this scientific sex talk is making me hungry! Hand me that box of Nabisco Queefs or I will bludgen your head with this solid aluminum replica of a baby's arm holding an apple.
by Gagoosh March 2, 2005
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