ted

a gay ass motherfucker who likes big black cocks up his ass

that guy is such a ted

by janlassen September 6, 2017

TED

Typical Everyday Dude. A TED is commonly seen wearing a striped shirt, or worse yet, a popped collar. TEDs try to hit on women at bars but have absolutely nothing interesting to say, and they usually roll in a crew with 3 to 5 other TEDs. TEDs can be sighted at Dave Matthews Band concerts, the driving range, or frat boy bars.

"Ew, did you see that TED trying to hit on me? I could've had better conversation with a dead cat. And at least the dead cat would not have been wearing a braided belt and double popped collar."

by dcbunny813 November 9, 2006

TED

Web videos of white dudes talking about highly theoretical random shit on the level of graduate students that is interesting but probably has no effect on your daily life.

I just watched this video on TED of some dude talking about the effect of neuron-mapping on rhesus monkeys! Now I have to go pick up my sister from the skate rink.

by not ted January 18, 2012

TED

TED talk is a heart to heart talk. it stands for Tell Explain Describe (how you feel).

I hope our TED talk helped you.

by Phillybean June 15, 2020

TED

An acronym for Technology, Engineering, Design

A TED conference is often an invitation-only opportunity to hear the latest thinking from stars in their fields.

by Ione-Dot January 2, 2017

ted

slang term for marijuana, weed, or pot. Used mainly around the podunk town of fairfax, ohio.

Lets go smoke some ted down by the pool or gazebo, then head up to wendys

by Bob Sacamanto September 20, 2006

ted

slang name used for Tooheys Extra Dry beer. Cause its too long to say Tooheys Extra Dry.

im going to get a carton of teds?

In a pub situation:
im going to the bar u want anything?
yeah, get us a ted mate

by dockfan October 24, 2006