(sarcasm) Adjective used to describe someone with a dry, quiet demeanor, made more humorous when coupled with a name such as Mark.
Smile Markles Sparkles!
by Ingaling February 28, 2010
A fluffy white devil cat who spends her time frolicking through the allyways, eating baby bunnies, gathering poop snarls, and winking at passer by's from her under-the-bed lare. she also tries to kill baby walter in his sleep
ie. one whose owners are constantly plotting her downfall and plan to make her dead carcass into a buildabear one day
ie. one whose owners are constantly plotting her downfall and plan to make her dead carcass into a buildabear one day
usage:
Sparkles just winked at me!
or- Sparkles has poop snarls! Why do you not want to help her! She doesnt have aposable thumbs! She can't make it on her own!
or- Guess what? The neighborhood park board just released a new law that states that pets who stay outside the home after 2 a.m. will be brought to the pound! Do you know what this means?? Sparkles is an allycat!!! She's as good as dead!
Sparkles just winked at me!
or- Sparkles has poop snarls! Why do you not want to help her! She doesnt have aposable thumbs! She can't make it on her own!
or- Guess what? The neighborhood park board just released a new law that states that pets who stay outside the home after 2 a.m. will be brought to the pound! Do you know what this means?? Sparkles is an allycat!!! She's as good as dead!
by Charlene Gupta August 24, 2006
by Clear Quill August 6, 2011
A word made-up by the transformers fandom. They are suppose to be "baby" transformers. Normally this word is used by retarded fans. Robots don't have babies because they are made as adults.
SPARKLINGS ARE NOT REAL! THEY ARE MADE-UP BY THE FANDOM! Transformers cannot have kids because they do not have gender. Only frames and personalities that make them seem like they have gender.
SPARKLINGS ARE NOT REAL! THEY ARE MADE-UP BY THE FANDOM! Transformers cannot have kids because they do not have gender. Only frames and personalities that make them seem like they have gender.
Fan 1: OMG My OC and Starscream are in laaaav they need sparklings!
Sane Fan: What?
Fan 1: Sparklings! Babies!
Sane Fan: Robots can't have babies.
Sane Fan: What?
Fan 1: Sparklings! Babies!
Sane Fan: Robots can't have babies.
by Dr. Adorable January 24, 2011
That movie Blood Diamond was totally sparkles: it taught people about the evils of the diamond industry /and/ had Leo Decaprio.
You got me the newest issue of Ghost Rider? Sparkles, man!
You got me the newest issue of Ghost Rider? Sparkles, man!
by K3RM February 27, 2008
When an unhygienic stripper queefs and a puff of sparkles, mixed with semen from a previous sexual partner, splats on the floor while she is performing oral sex on a patron. The sparkle effect is due to toxic "sparkle" buildup due to the excessive use of body glitter or "Vagazzling".
Dude 1: "Wow... looks like a cat ate a Christmas ornament and puked on the carpet."
Dude 2: "Nah, Johnny got a blowjob a few minutes ago and the stripper left him a Texas Sparkle."
Dude 2: "Nah, Johnny got a blowjob a few minutes ago and the stripper left him a Texas Sparkle."
by KillerChimp November 4, 2011
by sparkles51996 April 20, 2009