cheat the sheet

to leave work early, but put down a later departure on your timesheet so you don’t get in trouble.

Guy 1: Did your boss let you bounce early?
Guy 2: Nah man, but it was New Year’s Eve so I had to cheat the sheet at least a couple of hours, yo.

by Dreamz January 14, 2008

10 sheet

A 10 pound note, a term used by chavs

Ben: Yo, gimme some a ten bag of weed if I chuck you a 10 sheet geeze?
Rio : Yeah, sure bruv

by DeusVersion1 March 16, 2014

beef sheets

Over sized vaginal lips that hang outside of the body

"That chick had some major beef sheets"

by Nic1118 June 13, 2007

Heat In The Sheets

When vigorous sex and farts occurs at the same time

Kaylee: Did you enjoy last night with Chad?
Kiersten : Oh yes but we should have skipped taco bell cause there was some Heat In The Sheets boy did it smell bad!
Kaylee : Well sex is usually uncomfortable anyway so what's a little smell gonna hurt!
Kiersten : It wasn't the smell that bothered me it was when he put me in a 69 and my face was near his ass!
Kaylee : O you poor thing next time get some old spice and spray his ass before you fuck!
Kiersten : Wow good plan!

by SlopNChop March 13, 2017

slap the sheets

to participate in the act of sleeping

I couldn't slap the sheets until she licked the yoat off my leg.

by Tetay October 28, 2006

rap sheet

a document of a person's arrest history.

Tony Carlo has a rap sheet as long as my arm.

by The Thinker July 26, 2004

Monsoon Sheets

This occurs when you wait a long period of time to masturbate, and then you blow a huge load into your bed sheets.

I can't believe I have to sleep under these monsoon sheets.

by Teflon Swoop January 26, 2011