sheet job

When you order hookers to your days inn hotel room only to be told that they cant touch your penis without a sheet over it. Like a penis dressed up like a ghost. Still worth it.

"Hey Joe did you get head from that girl?" "Nah only a sheet job" "LUCKY!"
"Hey guys sorry im in such a bad mood, my wife gave me another sheet job again last night!"

sheet job by SkidMizzy April 15, 2008

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Sheet shark

A sheet shark is a girl who sneaks under the bed sheets while your sleeping and performs surprise oral sex on you

Omg dude my girl surprised me this morning by sheet sharking me , best bj ever.

Sheet shark by jsjdw June 10, 2016

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sheet diving

Either masturbating under the bed sheets or having sex while shuffling heavily under the bed sheets.

'I went sheet diving by myself again last night' or 'Yeah I went sheet diving with the girl/boy friend last night... '

sheet diving by D. Maynor November 6, 2006

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sheet music boss

A channel of two people who make great sheet music. Those include Gas gas gas, Kalinka, Katyusha, and they make their own compositions, like Rush B, Demonetization rag, remonetization rag, etc.

Random lad: Hey, that sounds nice! What it is called?
Pianist lad: Rush G from Sheet Music Boss

sheet music boss by Git cloned February 20, 2019