sewage pipe

The act of jizzing in a girl's ass and having another girl suck it out with a straw.

What did you do last night, man?

I met these two girls at the bar and we had a sewage pipe.

by UnknownQuaD February 14, 2012

sewage stew

When you have diahrea.

that chinese gave me sewage stew.

by sharika November 27, 2005

Sewage Muffin

When you have a muffin that looks as if it is a Turd that has been inflated with a bicycle pump.

It is usually thought of as a Delicacy in the eastern Society

Person 1: dude, that sewage mufifn looks epic
Person 2: dude, its not a sewage muffin, my mum made it,
person 3: HEY LOOK! SEWAGE MUFFIN
Sewage Muffin: Dont be crakin mah roflcakes nows,

by Decapitated Harlequin May 21, 2009

Sewage Pipe

When your whore girlfriend takes a disgusting foul smelling shit on your boner.

Tony: Amanda is such a whore!!!
Micheal: What did she do?
Tony: She totally sewage piped me!!!
Micheal: Wow, what a whore

by hairy gay monkey ballz August 13, 2015

sewage slurp

An intense sexcapade of legendary proportions. During a "Sewage Slurp" the woman spreads her butt, revealing her butthole, allowing for the male to approach and apply his tongue to her anus. This move is similar to its cousin the Rim Job yet differs in that while the male is massaging the womans butthole with his tongue the woman procedes to defecate on the mans face. The "Sewage Slurp" allows for custimization according to the preferences of the participants: the man can be masturbating during the sewage slurp, getting beaten off, or beating off another man.

Tommy is tired of the rimjob so he and Sally move on to a Sewage Slurp.

Bob takes Diane to mexican restuarants before he attempts a sewage slurp.

PAST TENSE- I sewage slurped your mom.

by Yeti420 February 9, 2007

Raw sewage

People have swam in raw sewage before, and turned out okay. Still, the news tells people in South Florida do not walk around in the shit filled floodwaters from Tropical Storm Eta, it's dangerous. Just what people need, to be fed something else to get paranoid about, since the coronavirus didn't seem to get enough people paranoid.

South Florida resident on news- Ewwww, raw sewage mixed in with the floodwater, that's other people's shit, it smells horrible, that's how I knew there was sewage in the water. I'm not going in that. They need to start pumping all the water out immediately, it's not getting done fast enough!

by Solid Mantis November 12, 2020

sewage works

A term for an arsehole.

"My bird got her rat out last night, but I did her up the sewage works instead"

by max May 2, 2005