SPS

South Park Studios. The production company behind the long-running animated sitcom South Park. Also the name of the website hosting all episodes of the show.

The new episode is up on SPS!
Awesome, let's watch it.

by Fresh Kid Ice April 22, 2011

SPS

Slack Pussy Syndrome - when a pussy is like elephant ears

Guy 1:"My right foot got stuck in her pussy"
Guy 2:"That Bitch got a serious case of SPS"

by The Philosophe September 9, 2012

SPS

Stinky pussy syndrome.

ew, mia has SPS!

by Mohummads XBOX ONE July 15, 2020

sp

(Sexual) service provider; courtesan; prostitute

The Canadian Escort Review Board has a SP-only section to warn each other of bad johns.

by Crassius April 11, 2009

(sp?)

Most often used by stupid people who aren't sure about their spelling but can't think to look it up on the internet.

I stuk (sp?) an appl (sp?) intu (sp?) my uglie (sp?) coont (sp?) !!!!!!!111111oneone1111!!!11!!!!!one

by Mooselord June 28, 2004

sps

STRAIGHT POUND SESSION

A: You know that girl Daina?

B: Ya, sps

by Boozki March 5, 2010

SPS

Stands for the "Standardized Pump Scale." A scale used to indicate a girl's hotness. The assigned numerical value is determined by estimating the amount of pumps it would take to ejaculate while having sexual intercourse with the girl. The lower the number of pumps, the hotter the girl. It should be noted that the SPS may be unreasonably skewed by the effects of alcohol or the lack of sex since high school prom.

Guy 1: Man, check out that hottie.
Guy 2: Yeah, she's at least a 6 on the SPS.
Guy 1: Yeah right, she's only a 2 unless you count the 4 courtesy pumps you'd give her just so you wouldn't feel so guilty.

by anonymous October 6, 2004