3 definitions by marty13

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the candiru or canero (Vandellia cirrhosa) is a toothpick fish that lurks in the muddy waters of the amazon river. Its transluceny makes it very hard to spot, and it only about 1inch in length and 6mm wide.
It gets it nickname 'the vampire' fish because it slides into the gills of unsuspecting fish and latches onto the skin using its spine and sucks out the blood
It has become the most feared fish in the amazon even over the pirahna because it has been known to swin up the urinary traps of males and latch onto the inside of the uretha or willy. furthermore, women aren't exempt as the candiru can in fact swin into the vagina and anus causing much pain and suffering.
operation is the only way to remove the candiru which sometimes means amputation of the willy, aka getting your doodle cut off, which hurts according to many of the victims.
damn caro u got me all infected with the vampire fish

Caro: i went swimming in the amazon all nakey and i have vampire fish in my cunt
Me: Tough break bitch
#candiru #fish #urethra #willy #doodle #vampire
by marty13 October 29, 2006
derived from the latin word scuzzlebaginias, scuzzlebag was derived from a recent night out on the town, and generally refers to women who get angry of the most stupidest things in the world, namely about people hooking up even when they are single.
'Scuzzlebags' do not usually have many friends, they resort themselves to whining behind peoples backs and call people 'naive' and 'ignorant' and accuse people 'of speaking like them' and furthermore often quote lines along the line of 'i dont know how i can like you when ive heard about stuff youve done and said'
Scuzzlebags often go by the name 'caz'
YO, that girl over there, she was such a scuzzlebag last nite!
Bro's before scuzzlebags

#naive #whinge #scuzzle #ignorant #loser
by marty13 October 27, 2006
SP
SP aka sh*t pill has evolved through many generations of students at a particular private boys school.
Generally it refers to someone who has an outwardly bad haircut, thus pill referring to head or hair. the term is used in a derogatory sense; whereby it works to belittle the person who has to bear the unfortunate reality of having a bad haircut
Usually, the term is said at the beginning of the day when the student first enters school and or is used the first day(s) back from term holidays etc where they have been made to get their 'pill' chopped.
Bad haircuts, sh*t pills, or simply SP's can include such styles as short at the back and long at the front, attemped mullets, and 'muzztek' cuts on people who are in fact, not ethnic. Also, crew cuts on people who usually do not have such cuts are branded Sp's
People who encompass Sp's are put down for days, even weeks on end up until their haircut is restored to a NP, or normal pill. Girls usually stay right away from boys with sp's and rightly so.
usually go by the name 'pat' and or other variations
HAHAHAHAHAHAH man that guy has a SP

shattered mate, you got an SP

How could u pay for such an SP

You paid 75 bucks for that?! what an SP!
#pill #hair #haircut #head #shocker #belittle
by marty13 October 27, 2006
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