Rusty Venture

When you take a girl out for a huge dinner, but you don’t let her go to the can. Then you have anal sex with her and she $#!*$ all over your @!*#. So right when you’re about to get off, you take it out and you blow @#$% $!@* on her back. You finish by eating all that junk off her back without using your hands.

Man, giving that girl a Rusty Venture after having chili dogs was a very bad idea.

by JonasVee November 26, 2010

Rusty Venture

the act of ass to mouth while on on bus

We were on the bus to Oklahoma City when she asked if she could give me a Rusty Venture

by The Original ShagNasty November 26, 2010

Rusty Venture

When you Jerk off so many times your dick gets red and sore.

Nathan hasn't had a girlfriend in 6 years, and every day he gives himself a Rusty Venture.

by Atticus620 November 25, 2010

Rusty Venture

When you rub your finger around a guy's asshole while you jack him off into his own ass.

Why don't I take you up to my Budoir and give you a little Rusty Venture?

by Colonel Gentleman November 25, 2010

Rusty Venture

When you jerk off someone with one hand and spin them around while running a finger along their asshole.

He gave me a Rusty Venture last night

by Al the Monk November 25, 2010

Rusty Venture

Jacking off until your dick becomes red and wrinkly.

I gave myself a Rusty Venture after finding my stash of old porno in the attic.

by kloud7 November 24, 2010

Rusty Venture

When you masturbate so much that your dick gets red and dried out.

He's going home alone tonight, looks like he's gonna pull a rusty venture!

by Hank&Dean November 25, 2010