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having no reproductive organs whatsoever.
Person #1: "Dude! He didn't have a penis, so I thought, where is the vagina?!"

Person #2: "What a Poob!!!!!"
Poob by Hannah Christine Black August 21, 2008
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A poob is when someone is taking a dump and that person's pubes get attached to the feces. It'll then feel as if someone gave you a Brazilian waxing onto your anus. Achieving a poob would usually be done by fishing your poop out of the toilet and then shaving your pubic hair and sticking them onto your feces (People are highly recommended to wear gloves as well as to fish their poop into a plastic bag. This is to avoid diseases caused by fecal matter). Once this is done, the person will then take a picture of this and post it on their social media account.
You: Hey, what's up with the gloves and the hair trimmer?
Friend: Oh nothing, just trying to make a poob.
You: What the fuck is a poob?
Friend: Look on my twitter account and then you'll see.
Poob by anonymous 423 May 26, 2018
It is a poop with a bunch of pubes in it and or on it.
This came from a Vanoss Gaming video on YouTube.
is that a poob in the toilet Charles.
poob by AnonymouseDemon555 May 29, 2018
you poob
When you have to poop but only water comes out. Brown, stinky water.
Dude! After I had Taco Bell yesterday, I poobed for like an hour!
Poob by buffaloneyy September 29, 2019
1. A lactating poop
2. Can mean/do anything
1. This poob can’t be limited by the laws of space time.

2. POOB POOB POOB POOB POOB POOB POOB POOB POOB.
Poob by Ethanpoop October 19, 2019