A Fairfax County Public School located in McLean, Virginia. This institution is filled with brilliant scholars who study, while still finding time to enjoy themselves on the weekends. McLean High School triumphs over its rival, Langley High School, intellectually, mentally, emotionally, physically, spiritually, fashionably, and financially. Little do the teen millionaires of Langley High School know, there are other forms of wealth. At McLean, students enjoy a wealth of happiness, kindness, sportsmanship... That said, McLean forgives their Langley peers for their negative and insulting messages of hatred for Highlanders and McLean. Hopefully, their million-dollar homes have alien-sensitive security systems. MCLEAN HS HAS ALLIES.
The Situation:
A group of young McLean High School students is gracing the streets of downtown McLean when a Mom and her Langley child take notice of the godly figures entering a store.
Sugar Momma: "Who are those gorgeous and intellectual creatures?"
Whiney Wallace: "Those are Highlanders... McLEAN HIGHLANDERS!"
Sugar Momma: "You're not going to Langley ANYMORE."
A group of young McLean High School students is gracing the streets of downtown McLean when a Mom and her Langley child take notice of the godly figures entering a store.
Sugar Momma: "Who are those gorgeous and intellectual creatures?"
Whiney Wallace: "Those are Highlanders... McLEAN HIGHLANDERS!"
Sugar Momma: "You're not going to Langley ANYMORE."
by NalgeneWaterBottle March 4, 2011
by Shikikan February 15, 2020
A school in McLean, Virginia. They are the home of the Highlanders. The football team is mediocre, and only ended a 4 year losing streak in 2019. The marching band is a 3x in a row state champ, though. That’s pretty redeeming. The 2019 marching band was hooked on guava candy, AKA orbs of ambrosia. Lots of kids hooked on juul and weed. Home of a ceiling and bunker demon. Less drugs and not as rich as it’s rival counterpart, Langley High School, also located in McLean. Major overcrowding in 2019. The school lost an outdoor basketball court to trailers due to this. McLean sports may not be the best, but the students have a ton of spirit. Tons of kids came to the games in the midst of the infamous losing streak. Do Langley kids have that much spirit?? I highly doubt it!!
Person 1: “Damn did you see how badly our football team keeps losing?”
Person 2: “Yeah, a shit ton of us showed up to the last game tho. We really pulled a McLean High School.”
Person 1: “Oh damn, isn’t that the cool school with the dope ass marching band who got top score overall at that competition we both happened to be at??”
Person 2: “Yeah, that’s right. I feel like we could beat them in football, tho.”
Person 1: “Lmao you’re probably right about that.”
Person 2: “Yeah, a shit ton of us showed up to the last game tho. We really pulled a McLean High School.”
Person 1: “Oh damn, isn’t that the cool school with the dope ass marching band who got top score overall at that competition we both happened to be at??”
Person 2: “Yeah, that’s right. I feel like we could beat them in football, tho.”
Person 1: “Lmao you’re probably right about that.”
by worm. October 16, 2019
When a woman gouges out a mans eyeballs, which he then uses as anal beads. The man then fucks her with them until she cums. Her cum is the sunscreen and the grapes are the eyeballs.
Julianna: why can’t you see anymore
Nick : it’s ok it was totally worth it, Allison put her sunscreen on my grapes
Julianna: wow I never thought you were the type to do a mclean sunscreen on grapes
Nick : it’s ok it was totally worth it, Allison put her sunscreen on my grapes
Julianna: wow I never thought you were the type to do a mclean sunscreen on grapes
by ClarissaKelly April 9, 2018
McLean High School rocks my panties off!! It's way sweeter than Langley bc only half of the kids do coke verse the entire student population, which means we actually graduate and go to college instead of living off daddy's money. The ladies of MHS are fine as hell! They don't cake their faces with make up or get plastic surgery like the Langley bitches. Our parties are always wilder but unfortunately less frequent, bc our parents aren't in rehab.
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by Heather May April 30, 2005
a large church that confuses most of the people who see it. Unknown to most of these people, large churches are ALL OVER the united states, with 20-25 churches this size in Atlanta alone.
"Bible church" is not a denomination, and as such mclean bible church answers to no church body on policy but believes in the bible alone as the source of "church polcy"
"Bible church" is not a denomination, and as such mclean bible church answers to no church body on policy but believes in the bible alone as the source of "church polcy"
why does mclean bible church have video games and a gym in church? does that still count as church?
If it teaches the word of God, and if Jesus is the focus, then why not use video games to attract people who might otherwise not come?
who says church has to be boring?
If it teaches the word of God, and if Jesus is the focus, then why not use video games to attract people who might otherwise not come?
who says church has to be boring?
by peaches May 30, 2005
totally kick ass school, some rich kids, but nothing compared to those langley whores. everyone thinks we suck at sports, but fuck u, we beat u in cheerleading, baseball, and at the first guys basketball games (u fckin langley fairweather fans--yeah that was me yelling)...our football program is gettin a hell of a lot better cuz of coach rivera comin (hes a beast)...got a few freshman sluts (cough marissa cough) and a few bitches (cough kimby cough) but i mean u compare 2 stupid girls to a school full of em...im damn glad im a highlander
by MCLEAN KICKS ASS!!!! April 22, 2005