by llooll May 14, 2009
The act of getting a hand job without any pressure applied to it. Much like a "dead fish" handshake.
by Jammmer McSlammer June 8, 2013
1. n. Incoherent or unintelligable speech; has it's origins from the word gibberish
2. adj. Word used to describe incoherent speech
3. v. To speak inchoherently
2. adj. Word used to describe incoherent speech
3. v. To speak inchoherently
Bob: Did you understand what that theory meant?
Dave: No, I dont understand quantum mechanics, so it all sounded like jibber-jabber to me.
Dave: No, I dont understand quantum mechanics, so it all sounded like jibber-jabber to me.
by Super Gerbil July 12, 2004
by ErinCatherine September 18, 2008
Random hitting of the key board producing nonsensical letters/words. Sometimes done out of frustration or to be just plain annoying.
Example 1 - Jibber Type: afnklwd; fnejkndfvjndfk
Example 2 - Jibber Type: sgnwdgjnwdjnwe vnnd my job really sucks right now.
Example 2 - Jibber Type: sgnwdgjnwdjnwe vnnd my job really sucks right now.
by ChrisGo4 December 6, 2011
Waitress: "Would you like anything else?"
Customer: "Well, since you asked, a slow beej would be great, but failing that, a stiff Hand Jibber would suffice while I eat this meal."
Customer: "Well, since you asked, a slow beej would be great, but failing that, a stiff Hand Jibber would suffice while I eat this meal."
by Nsla April 10, 2015
by Varnell Norman November 16, 2003