by MyNameIsntJesse February 2, 2022
the most beautiful girl in the whole world. yes, that's right, I said girl. only the prettiest girls are named Jesse. usually the feminine version of this name is spelled Jessie with an ie at the end, but not this girl. she giggles at everything and can break necks when she walks into a room. she is athletic and sporty. she can still look great with dirt on her face and a falling out pony tail. every boy wants to date her and all the girls want to be her. she is the most beautiful girl ever, inside and out.
by godeyem8 September 1, 2015
A true, genuine heartbreaker. He'll come across as irresistible, addictive, loving, kind, soft and sweet spoken, passionate, romantic, everything you've ever dreamed of. If you're with a Jesse and wish to stay with him, hold him close, don't tell him things you think he wants to hear, tell him things you know is true and honest. Don't lie to him. Don't wish anything bad upon him or anyone close to him. In the end, he will break your heart and it will take months if not years to get over him.
Jesse M broke my heart
by Fischer09 March 18, 2013
A godly man who has a goofy/quirky sense of humor. He will always pick you up when your down and pray for you at you brightest and darkest moments.
by Carrot... January 30, 2017
Jesse is the most nicest guy someone could ever meet. He's good looking and amazing at everything. He always knows how to put a smile on a girl's face. He's very adorable and knows what to say to a girl to make them happy. He's everything a girl would ever need. I'm glad I have a Jesse of my own.
Jesse, I love you.
by Supersingh19 June 18, 2014
Generally tall goofy blue eyed man. He scares easily and likes big booty bitches. He likes to unsuccessfully break dance. His only talent is poorly singing in the shower. His gas overtakes your lungs and lingers for hours.
by Fancylegs864 July 16, 2018
A Guy who is sure of his sexuality while all his friends question it. A total douche at times.He thinks he's always right and is a bit of an alcoholic. This type of person usually loves biology and video games. Also has a shitty taste in fashion.
That Jesse is weird.
by 1102-1103 September 17, 2014