Niall James Horan is the hottest, most gorgeous human being alive. He IS part of the band One Direction who went on BREAK in 2015. He is an Irish Princess and he likes Potatoes. He chills out in his box and lovs ducks. He likes drinking Tinnies and going to Nandos. Apparently you make him want to tsss one more night. He laughs like a dying walrus. He was also a fake blonde, now hes got brown hair.
We love you Niall!
We love you Niall!
by Esheyladcuz November 22, 2020
In Japan 2013, Niall Horan vigorously master bated in a hotel room. One poor fan of his was outside of his room and heard him shouting “AMY!!” She also heard horrible slapping and screaming sounds. I don’t want to talk about it anymore.
“ hey man! Just woke up alone in this hotel room, I played with myself. Where were you?”
“EW! You turned into Niall Horan in Japan 2013!!!”
“EW! You turned into Niall Horan in Japan 2013!!!”
by Unfortunatehouseplant January 7, 2021
the best guy out there. he can make any girl feel better with just his words. he is so nice and has a great personality
by c.42069 April 25, 2017
Lara Horan is the only real wife to Niall Horan.
Nobody except her is allowed ro touch him.
She loves him more then herself.
Amilai is just a pr girlfriend :)
Nobody except her is allowed ro touch him.
She loves him more then herself.
Amilai is just a pr girlfriend :)
by Clara :) June 7, 2021
Lara Horan is the only real wife to Niall Horan, the singer!
She lobes him more then herself.
Nobody is allowed to touch him except Lara!
Amelia is just a pr girlfriend
She lobes him more then herself.
Nobody is allowed to touch him except Lara!
Amelia is just a pr girlfriend
by Clara :) June 7, 2021
Weirdo, fat willy :0 Probably likes boy but has a knack for looking at girls in his free time (not a pervert).
by busttinn June 23, 2022