1 definition by Unfortunatehouseplant
In Japan 2013, Niall Horan vigorously master bated in a hotel room. One poor fan of his was outside of his room and heard him shouting “AMY!!” She also heard horrible slapping and screaming sounds. I don’t want to talk about it anymore.
“ hey man! Just woke up alone in this hotel room, I played with myself. Where were you?”
“EW! You turned into Niall Horan in Japan 2013!!!”
“EW! You turned into Niall Horan in Japan 2013!!!”
by Unfortunatehouseplant January 7, 2021