A lolcow on the SuperMarioLogan wiki who does nothing but sit his ass down and scroll through the SML Wiki and he has no other life, he is a socially awkward and anti social person who spends all of his time on the internet and isolates himself from the outside world, he's a very immature person for a 19 year old as well, he also says garbage like "AYAYA!" like shut the fuck up. There is no way this guy has friends in real life and all he does is use the internet, he uses the wiki while at his job as well. He also works at McDonalds like haha he probably eats all of the burgers because he's so fat and unhealthy!
by Matthew Hernendez February 21, 2023
I could tell he had just finished playing a soccer game because he was sweating and had the white gummies.
by Awkward Moments October 29, 2010
An absurdly small penis.
by bazorky December 10, 2017
A gummy musket is when a person who chews a lot of gum (Nicorette,Dentine,etc) routinely swallows it rather than spit it out when spent. Subsequent bowel movements often result in the gum getting matted in the ass hair as a result of wiping. Removal of embedded gum is difficult and painful.
by wolfbait51 April 18, 2011
When one inserts their entire hand into their mouth during a blowjob to give a fully mouth-enveloped handjob.
by Dynawhap January 3, 2019
by Jett Black February 24, 2009
by Band Camper August 9, 2008